Latest: Groupon Nige Writes Well Thought Out, Reasoned E-Mail
Latest news from the Civil Service camp this morning is that Groupon Nige has written a polite, well structured and reasonable e-mail to another badminton club within the Bradford Badminton League.
A shocked spokesman for the yet unnamed club said today “When I saw the e-mail appear in my in box and Groupon’s name next to it, I immediately steeled myself for confrontation. I quickly opened the e-mail, readying myself for hours of back and forth jousting with regard to a match fixture but in all truth, I was pleasantly surprised.”
“The e-mail was well structured, set out in paragraphs, excellent spelling and exemplary punctuation throughout. He was polite in what he was asking for and I can’t fault it really. We all know Groupon Nige comes with an abrasive manner and can fall out with himself in an empty room so this was a real turn up for the books. It looks like the days of opposing players threatening legal action against Groups is well and truly behind him now”.
The source added “Bravo Groupon – it seems you’ve turned a corner and are now a credit to the Civil Service badminton club!!”